"Dakota Charms pies her face when the driver slams on the brakes"
I'm riding in a car and my feet are on the dashboard. My toes wiggle and my wrinkles soles are dancing to the song in my head. A sudden stop makes my face dip in a creamy pie and I'm covered in whipped cream! Embarrassed and frustrated, I berate the driver who makes sudden stops so I can get wammed more. The whipping cream is in my nose and makes me sound like I have a stuffed up nose. I am so annoyed!